If you're bored enough, please click the link. If you're not bored, please click the link. If you don't care, please click the link. And if you are yelling......please don't yell, it's scary T.T Donmai! It's optional!
[link]"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and we'll transfer your call to the Mothership. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully. The small voice will tell you which button to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you."
uh.... it seems that staying up late makes me stupider?